I love my cell phone, I am on it 10 plus hours a day, it isn't fancy, a basic Samsung model. It is the 3rd cell I have owned, I don't get all the buttons and bow's when I upgrade cell's. I can only handle so much Technology advances at a time, you know... Maybe it is an age thing, I, being 50 something, the front end of 50 something, I might add. A 8-track generation baby...
With my advancing years, I seem to be falling into the category of a grumpy , malcontent, with eyesight waning, hearing diminishing, and mobile dexterity, lets say, "it ain't what it use to be"... Edgy verses irritated with little things, seems my cross to bear.
A cross, rather large in size, one that I have to switch shoulders periodically with, because of weight and a old football injury. Is KEY PADS on cell phones, what a cross I bear...
Why can't the Manufacturers come up with a MANS Size KEY PAD...
MADE for MALE FINGERS...
AND SPORTY TOO...
How many times do I have to dial the wrong number cuz one of my Man Fingers slipped off the pad, to the wrong number. The number 4, for me, seems to be the number that draws my ire, more than others. After a couple of misses in a row and some confused people on the other end, asking me stupid questions like, who are you? I know EXACTLY who I am... Who are YOU, and what are YOU doing at my friends house... Then I change fingers and switch to the middle one and point it at my beloved phone...
With my frustrations mounting, at my inability to hit the right number, only truly partially the fault of my keypad and fingers... You see truth be told, I do have a propensity to hang my glasses from my shirt or place them on top my head, instead of on my nose, so I can actually see...
I know this how, you might ask, well after calling 2 perfect strangers and accusing them of being at my friends house, my blood pressure starts to rise, I reach for my blood pressure medicine, no glasses on, I grab a laxitive and there you go... The whole day went to poop, literally...
Why????? Can't blame me.... Has to be the darn cell phone KEYPAD.....
Back to the point...
So CELL PHONE manufacturers, I implore you to increase the size of your KEYPADS for MEN....
Because I am sorry to say... SIZE does matter....
If you do this, you can't be blamed for my crappy day...
Quatro
